For your health.

All short story writing and poem/insights will be held on my stupid deviantart page.

I will mainly post music reviews and rants here. Have fun.

Random musing

The only thing more annoying then a half assed troll are the shitfucks that try and argue with the half assed troll. Shut the hell up and let the fucker wilt and die. You'd think people would get the troll's manifesto by this point.

[story]: Who Exists.

Click or die in a propane truck accident.


Who Exists, a piece I started writing a while back that I never finished. Probably the best thing I've written so far, at least as far as technique goes. Mebbe you enjoy it, mebbe I finish it one day.

[Music]: Blow Up

One more sooong



Typical J-Cole, i.e. high level lyricism and general greatness. The hook and beat brings the song to levels of epic previously unexplored by Cole. The future looks bright for the young man.

[Music] Pavlove

Fuck you if you don't like Fall Out Boy. Sure, the instrumentation is half assed 9/10, but their last two albums were borderline pop perfection. This is prolly their best song, me thinks.

New music

I browse a good number of blogs, and all of them post a good number of musical selections, many of those selections coming from "artists" foreign to me, but, in all honesty, I can't muster up the interest to click play. It's not like it's I'm going to lose an arm from hearing a shitty riff or a corny punchline, but there's this inherent caution  that causes me to be leery of the stranger's offering of what could possibly be audio dope. It's more likely to be audio garbage, though.

Speaking of audio dope.

A moment of adulation.

(I hated how this post read like a shitty article at a shitty gaming website, so I rewrote it to read like a shitty post on a strange but amazing blog.)

Before I launch into the meat of this post, I must say this: I am very fond of the PSP franchise, "Patapon". Please keep this in mind as you read the following.

Patapon 3 is coming. Yesssssss. Fuck yesss.


More chances to decimate legions of creatures merely trying to protect what's theirs simply to find...what the fuck is an Earthend anyway?

The fact that the Patapons are so dedicated to finding what is probably a stale piece of fruitcake speakings volumes of their dedication, heart, and brainless determination.

I could make a clever analogy to religious cultsgroups, but the poor sods have had enough abuse at this point.

It's apparently coming out in November, so it won't be long before I can wade knee deep into the waters of addiction once again.